Howdy :) I like cats, Star Trek, fidgeting with electronics and computers, playing tennis, comic books, playing poker and chess, listening to stand up comedy and a bunch of other stuff. I'm trying to like math right now, and one of my dreams is to own and run a (pirate) radio station. Feel free to message me, especially if you're a geek/nerd (neek? gerd??) like me, I need more neeky friends. lol. OH and sometimes I reblog NSFW and/or really gay stuff. You have been warned.

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

Mental health advice from yr friendly neighbourhood Sane Person™

prudeghost:

  • have you tried yoga
  • yes? okay what about pilates
  • have you tried eating food that you cant afford
  • why don’t you get a job
  • do you sleep enough/too much
  • try sleeping better
  • have you considered Normal people’s feelings
  • have you considered becoming Normal like us
  • i think that would help
  • here i printed out this article on deep breathing from a Women’s online magazine, it helped my coworker who was sad one time
  • hey your’e creative, maybe you could write your own article

toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

whatisitcalledagain:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no

Thursday, September 11, 2014

sageonyx:

eternalfarnham:

jaclcfrost:

wouldn’t it be frightening if you walked into a room and suddenly boss battle type music started playing out of nowhere

am I the protagonist or the boss

That’s deep

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

The best kind of tired is the tired you get after you’ve came really hard like three or four times…

Tuesday, September 9, 2014
sugarbone:

♥ he said make me a sandwich, so i made him a sub ♥ patch available here ♥

sugarbone:

♥ he said make me a sandwich, so i made him a sub patch available here 

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

me: *sniffs air*
me: ah september
me: the time where bugs die
me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
me: aaah

broriarty:

francieum:

fillmyeyeswithstars:

wheelcher2:

coolpup:

is it pets mart or pet smart

are we human or are we dancers

where am I

To the first question, it is Pet Smart.

image

Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.

And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.

that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost

Monday, September 8, 2014

Alex Vause + Piper Chapman - “What kind of lesbian are you?” “The boob touching kind.”

 
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