I went to Starbucks the other day with a friend for the first time in literally 10 years, and when we stepped up to the menu/coffee-listing-whatever, I felt so lost. There were like 20 different kinds of frappuccinos and I had no idea if it was possible to get one decaf and I didn’t want to ask cause I felt so out of place in such a hipster place (I had known that Starbucks was a hipster place but I hadn’t actually been inside one…but damn. lol) and I felt like the barista was gonna snap at me if I did so I just ended up getting a smoothie. lol
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
Eventually, all queer women join the same fandoms.
We drag each other into things so that everyone watches the same things and we get all the inside jokes and cry over the feels and things.
You may not have joined all the “queer fandoms” yet, but you will. I have seen it.
It’s only a matter of time.
I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass