Julie's Stuff

cumberbulge:

my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room

holyshitsouthpark:

“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

rinwolfy:

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

Don’t be scared lovely you make a good point

othothegreat:

theongreyjoy:

im not sure that it matters to anybody, but my thoughts are with the LGBT community in Russia. Stay strong guys. I’m so fucking sorry.

it matters

emotionallyspockmatized:

prettyyvacant:

how do u tell your parents youre in love with an semi-emotionally unstable half alien with a bowlcut

when 12 year olds have been in more relationships than you

saskiahamiltons:

coolestgirl-:

I just love that Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”

 #We are the largest gathering of literary pornography snobs

justanotherstrangemind:

theheavyheartinthephonebooth:

blinkstolemyheart:

imagineharrypotter:

Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.

Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.

Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.

Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.

sleepythug:

can I get nutrition facts on that pussy?

meowkind:

my sister farted and it activated the kinect  im laughing so hard

manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

passthecocaine:

thenicestkidsingallifrey:

Idaho

Udaho

hedaho

shedaho

wealldaho

best-of-funny:

sodamnrelatable:

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